In life you can be one of two things. You could be the one who sits on the sidelines and watches history being made, or you could be the one making history. I choose to make history. No one ever remembers the second hand man.

wwworldwide:

*drops out of school like its hot*

(via laughcentre)

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19 hours ago

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

yesicanbelieveit:

so-so-lovely:

HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP

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JUST PRESS PLAY.

My soul is orgasming.

Put on headphones

Close your eyes.

I HAVE HEARD GOD

(Source: penishole, via oh-the-hilarity)

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Posted
1 day ago

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via the-laughing-cactus)

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1 day ago

tyleroakley:

NAILED IT.

(Source: lizzlemcguizzle)

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1 day ago

manicpixiedeathbitch:

  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

(via harlequinesque)

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1 day ago